Tejada lied about name, age, first car

ESPN — An E:60 investigation has found that Miguel Tejada has not been forthcoming about his age and that he might actually be named Tejeda instead of Tejada.

In an even graver deception, the Astros shortstop has previously said that his first car was a red Honda. But E:60 has learned that the car was likely actually magenta, or even purple.

E:60 also found that Tejada — or Tejeda — or whatever his name is — lied when he told friends he had a bulldog named “Butch.” Tej…Miguel actually has a small gerbil named “Blinkie.”

Blinkie. 

And while Miguel plays for the Houston Astros, E:60 has been unable to confirm that he lives in Houston.

Lester Munson assures us this is important and federal authorities have nothing better to do despite the fact that hundreds of illegal immigrants come across the border with Mexico every day.